Funny Quotes on New Year's Resolutions

The New Year may be a significant event for many people. But the absurdities of the celebration cannot escape a skeptic's mind. Here are some funny New Year quotes. What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh?

Jay Leno

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

Mark Twain

New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Anonymous

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Joey Adams

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

Christmas Lights

Like so many others, one of our favorite holiday activities is driving around neighborhoods to look at all the Christmas lights. We see all kinds of set-ups. Some are types that we like, some are fun, and some are pure overkill.

It's fun to get into the Christmas spirit while sipping on hot coco and walking in the cool winter night admiring all the beautiful decorations. If you went through a lot of trouble to put up your lights this year be sure to send us a picture and we'll post it! Happy Holidays to all our friends and family.

We love it when the they go all out of the trees, however

Here's an example of someone going overboard!

When we lived in UT it was fun to go to Temple Square
and see their beautiful lights and nativity

We're Ready for Christmas

Julie and I finally got done putting up all our Christmas decorations and are looking forward to the first Christmas where we won't be traveling far away. Julie's tradition when putting up decorations is that you have to do it while listening to Christmas music. It was a lot of fun!